Big Bird's Bloody Beak
In case anyone was wondering: yes they are coming for your kids, and yes they are fucking demons.
I don’t know any other way to describe CNN airing a COVID vaccine propaganda piece - essentially a paid pharmaceutical commercial directed explicitly at children - entitled “The ABC’s of COVID Vaccines: A CNN/Sesame Street Townhall for Families.”
I don’t need to write 7 paragraphs on why this is so disturbing. If you don’t see it, then you probably aren’t my target audience.
By the FDA’s own admission, there is a higher risk for the 5-11 category of being hospitalized with myocarditis than there is of preventing any serious complications from acquiring COVID (of which there is essentially zero for children…just as there is essentially zero risk for most healthy adults under 80.) From the FDA’s own report:
Yes, the FDA is literally saying they know the vaccines are more likely to harm your child, but fuck it we’re gonna do it anyway, because the benefits “may” outweigh the risks (just like the benefit of punching myself in the face “may” outweigh the risks of not doing so.)
Luckily, we have ace reporter Big Bird on the case to clarify any concerns in this segment where Dr. Sanjay Gupta assuages his fears. Needless to say, Sanjay Gupta didn’t get as much pushback from Big Bird on childhood vaccines like he did from Joe Rogan.
But here in the real world, otherwise healthy adults and children alike are developing heart issues like myocarditis after receiving COVID vaccines, and it’s the Bloody Beak of Big Bird that will share some of the responsibility.
In the meantime, let’s hope ‘ol Birdie doesn’t have to have this conversation with his doctor anytime soon (credit to the very based @J_V_P_Music for the meme)
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